Carpocalypse Now: Chrysler Ceasing Production Friday, Won't Promise To Come Back

Apparently the statement reads, in part: "Chrysler manufacturing operation...will not return to work any sooner than Monday, Jan. 19, 2009."

Okay.

And General Motors? Well, according to Moody's, they have "a 70% chance of declaring bankruptcy." 

"What's good for General Motors is good for the United States." (Attributed to Charles Erwin Wilson.)

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